I saw the bus, but I did not jump in front of it. . .

I wish I could tell you all what I have been up to in the last couple of weeks. But I cannot.

My friend actually told me that had she not gotten an email from me, she would have thought, after reading my last 2 posts that I might actually be in the hospital or worse. I am not. I have somewhat survived. I got a cold though while at home, so that kind of sucked. I am glad that my body decided to NOT get the bad cold while I was busy working on that proposal. Thank you body. I now have taken my 2nd sick day this year. Which is the 2nd sick day I have taken the ENTIRE 4 years I have worked here. Scary, huh?!? I need to take more sick days.

I am trying to think what I have learned in the last couple of weeks.

#1 My mom and her sister look exactly alike.

They actually have identical sweat suits. And they bought them in different states at different times. Actually my sister and me bought this for my mom and D$ picked this out for her mom. haha!

#2 My nephew is still adorable.

I added my Dad so he wasn't left out.

#3 Guys are still confusing.

My two cases: Dean broke up with his girlfriend and didn't tell me until I asked what he was getting her for Valentine's Day. Yet, he called me that day to tell me about his 6-month review at his new job but couldn't call me when he broke up with his girlfriend 4 days earlier?!? Dan said that's normal guy stuff. I disagree. I had a friend tell me by text that he thought he was back on the market a couple of weeks ago. And we aren't near as close of friends as Dean and I are.

Wine Rep last night told my friend who was in town last night that he was "waiting for me to propose to him." Yep. I just don't get him nor understand him and his touchy-ness for me. If you don't want to date me, Don't call me "sweetie" and kiss the top of my head from behind when you leave me.

#4 I find out by March 30th if we won the proposal and I may or may not have a job come July 1st. This basically means my life as I know it will change FOREVER. I am not sure if I can handle knowing that in a month. I guess whatever will be, will be.

#5 I still loathe Paris Hilton

#6 My friend actually made the comment to me when I hadn't seen him in a while that perhaps I should stalk him on Facebook to see what he's been up to.

#7 Bachelorette Parties are not NEAR as much fun when you have a cold and can't drink as much. And everyone else is WAY drunk. And the Maid of Honor is Bitchy. And you may or may not have wanted to punch her in the face many times.