Things people should think about before saying them.. .

So I was telling my father that Gramps was pretty grumpy on Saturday when I was with him and you know what my father does?!?

He TELLS Gramps when he talked to him yesterday that he heard he was grumpy on Saturday and Gramps says "yeah I guess so."

I said "DAD, What were you thinking?!? Why'd you tell Gramps I said that?!?" and my father says "Well he doesn't know it was you that told me."

And I said, "Really?!? Who else hangs out with him as much and talks to you as much as I do. Good call A-hole. Good call. I'm pretty sure you don't appreciate it when we call you a grump."

To which my father replies "Well I'm never a grump." Okay. . .Father. . .Whatever you say. . . Whatever you say. . .