So. . . I'm hanging out at Chris and Jeriah's and went to look up something very important during the State of the Union Address. And by something important I mean the actress who looked like someone we saw in the audience. This person looked very much like the actress in Punch Drunk Love and Red Dragon. You know, Emily Watson. I couldn't remember her name. She's famous. She's that girl in a bunch of movies who I never remember her name. It's not a surprise. I usually only remember the guys. I'm not sure why this is! ;)
Anyway. . . So I go to use the mouse on their computer and it's huge. I mean huge. And I make the comment "Man this is huge and hard to pick up!" (That's what she said. . .) Sorry had to say it! And then I am informed. . . you don't pick it up. It's got the ball on top. That's what you use.
I wish this was the end of the retardedness, but no, I never cease to amaze myself with that. So then Dana makes the comment about how fast I am at typing and I say "I don't mean to brag but I have very fast rpms. . ." You mean wpms?!? Yeah. . . that's what I meant.
I should also state D$ brought her boyfriend to meet us for the first time. I make one helluva first impression. At least I didn't fart or come out with my zipper down or with my boob hanging out. I can be thankful for that. However, the impression I made on him was that I am mentally challenged and it's surprising I'm not in a home. Awesome.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Yep. . . It's no wonder I'm warped. . .
So. . . being the fantabulous grand daughter imaginable, I go and visit my grandfather about every weekend, weather permitting, of if there is something I need to get done on a Saturday.
Anyway, this weekend, the weather was nice, I didn't have any plans, and I hadn't seen my grandpa in two weeks, so I ventured up to see him. Well grandpa and I were making our usual small talk, mainly him telling me old stories and things he did throughout the last couple of weeks and basically me saying "Yes", "Uh Huh", "Really?!?", "I did not know that!", and "that's good news!" I should state, I love my grandpa dearly, but I think he could very easily just carry on a conversation by himself and doesn't really need other people there. So in the "conversation" he's also telling me how well his doctor appointment went but his eczema has come back and is now on his ass in a couple of spots. Well then he decides he's hungry, and we go and make lunch. Well as I'm in the kitchen cleaning up the dishes, he starts telling me about the eczema again, and before I know it, my grandfather has dropped trough and is showing me his bare ass in the middle of the kitchen so I can see where it is exactly. My response, "Can you reach it at least to put the cream on it??" "Yep!" says Gramps. Then I say, "Well that's good." Then Grandpa proceeds to pull his pants back up.
Images I will probably never get out of my mind EVER: My grandfather's bare ass.
I'm glad I could share!!
Anyway, this weekend, the weather was nice, I didn't have any plans, and I hadn't seen my grandpa in two weeks, so I ventured up to see him. Well grandpa and I were making our usual small talk, mainly him telling me old stories and things he did throughout the last couple of weeks and basically me saying "Yes", "Uh Huh", "Really?!?", "I did not know that!", and "that's good news!" I should state, I love my grandpa dearly, but I think he could very easily just carry on a conversation by himself and doesn't really need other people there. So in the "conversation" he's also telling me how well his doctor appointment went but his eczema has come back and is now on his ass in a couple of spots. Well then he decides he's hungry, and we go and make lunch. Well as I'm in the kitchen cleaning up the dishes, he starts telling me about the eczema again, and before I know it, my grandfather has dropped trough and is showing me his bare ass in the middle of the kitchen so I can see where it is exactly. My response, "Can you reach it at least to put the cream on it??" "Yep!" says Gramps. Then I say, "Well that's good." Then Grandpa proceeds to pull his pants back up.
Images I will probably never get out of my mind EVER: My grandfather's bare ass.
I'm glad I could share!!
The funny things about not finishing Blogs. . .
So I had started some blogs and hadn't finished them. I gave them cute little titles to help me remember what I was going to write about. So. . . yeah. . . I have no idea. I think I will need to really think back and figure out what I was going to write. I know. I'm not that old! But apparently I am and so much so that I can't remember two months ago what I was going to write!
I apologize. And now, I'm too tired to think of what I was going to write. :)
I apologize. And now, I'm too tired to think of what I was going to write. :)
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Things that irritate me #468
Things that super irritate me: This guy
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/22821093/
I hope you can get the link. It’s about Drew Peterson. Apparently he’s wanting to date now. I’m sorry. You keep saying your wife, Stacey ran off with some other guy, however, if that were the case, don’t you think you wouldn’t be the only suspect in a MURDER investigation for her?!?
I mean let’s look at Scott Peterson, who coincidentally, his wife Lacey* also supposedly “just went missing.” Please picture me using air quotes when I said that. I do understand the difference in the situations is that Lacey was supposedly kidnapped and Stacey just disappeared. However, if you think about it, both women seemed to vanish which leads me to the actual similarity besides their last names being Peterson. They both were there one minute and the next gone. You see, Scott Peterson actually pretended to care and search for his missing wife. Drew hasn’t. It’s like he just doesn’t care because she supposedly “ran off with this other guy.” The other factor: His third wife’s death is now being looked at as a homicide. So, let’s see here Drew, I think that if your wife ran off with this other guy she would at least contact someone to let them know. Or someone would see her. SOMEONE.
I have a sister. We are close. And according to Stacey's family, she and her family are close. So. . .
A) If I’m going to leave my abusive husband, I would call my sister and let her know so my family didn’t worry.
B) If I didn’t call my sister, I’m sure as Hell going to call my best friend and tell her not to worry.
C) Even though I think my husband’s a complete douche and should rot in jail for my supposed murder, I would at least let my family or friends know that I am alive and not to exhaust their efforts in trying to find me. I don’t want to be found. And because I am close to them and wouldn’t want them to worry about me.
D) I love my kids, so why on earth would I leave without a trace and not so much as a goodbye to them?!?
These are the reasons that I think Drew Peterson is guilty of murdering his wife and somehow getting away with the perfect murder. After all, he is a cop. And evidence is leaning towards him murdering his third wife. And did I mention, all of his wives at one time said that he abused them both physically and verbally?!? Oh and his current missing wife is only 23. And he’s 53ish. If you’re doing math, you would be correct in thinking that his current wife is young enough to be his daughter. Say it with me, “EWWWW.” Plus he just seems so smug and arrogant. This is also why I could not be on the jury. I would want him to fry, and I would totally go with circumstantial evidence.
Thank you for letting me vent.
*It was actually brought to my attention that Scott Peterson's wife was not Stacey as I originally thought, as H so nicely pointed out. It's been like 3 years since then. And their names DO rhyme!
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/22821093/
I hope you can get the link. It’s about Drew Peterson. Apparently he’s wanting to date now. I’m sorry. You keep saying your wife, Stacey ran off with some other guy, however, if that were the case, don’t you think you wouldn’t be the only suspect in a MURDER investigation for her?!?
I mean let’s look at Scott Peterson, who coincidentally, his wife Lacey* also supposedly “just went missing.” Please picture me using air quotes when I said that. I do understand the difference in the situations is that Lacey was supposedly kidnapped and Stacey just disappeared. However, if you think about it, both women seemed to vanish which leads me to the actual similarity besides their last names being Peterson. They both were there one minute and the next gone. You see, Scott Peterson actually pretended to care and search for his missing wife. Drew hasn’t. It’s like he just doesn’t care because she supposedly “ran off with this other guy.” The other factor: His third wife’s death is now being looked at as a homicide. So, let’s see here Drew, I think that if your wife ran off with this other guy she would at least contact someone to let them know. Or someone would see her. SOMEONE.
I have a sister. We are close. And according to Stacey's family, she and her family are close. So. . .
A) If I’m going to leave my abusive husband, I would call my sister and let her know so my family didn’t worry.
B) If I didn’t call my sister, I’m sure as Hell going to call my best friend and tell her not to worry.
C) Even though I think my husband’s a complete douche and should rot in jail for my supposed murder, I would at least let my family or friends know that I am alive and not to exhaust their efforts in trying to find me. I don’t want to be found. And because I am close to them and wouldn’t want them to worry about me.
D) I love my kids, so why on earth would I leave without a trace and not so much as a goodbye to them?!?
These are the reasons that I think Drew Peterson is guilty of murdering his wife and somehow getting away with the perfect murder. After all, he is a cop. And evidence is leaning towards him murdering his third wife. And did I mention, all of his wives at one time said that he abused them both physically and verbally?!? Oh and his current missing wife is only 23. And he’s 53ish. If you’re doing math, you would be correct in thinking that his current wife is young enough to be his daughter. Say it with me, “EWWWW.” Plus he just seems so smug and arrogant. This is also why I could not be on the jury. I would want him to fry, and I would totally go with circumstantial evidence.
Thank you for letting me vent.
*It was actually brought to my attention that Scott Peterson's wife was not Stacey as I originally thought, as H so nicely pointed out. It's been like 3 years since then. And their names DO rhyme!
I know! I know!!
I haven't updated my blog since December. The plus side. . . I have like 4 blogs that I haven't completed. . . And I do have some updates for 2008. So. . . I will update this weekend. And I did actually write one today. So. . . ENJOY!! :)
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